when you say a great comeback without stuttering
OH FOR FUCK’S SAKE
THEIR SLOGAN IS “STRONGER THAN GREASE”
AND I WAS LIKE OKAY YEAH MAKES SENSE FOR A DISH SOAP- WAIT
AJAX WAS A GREEK SOLDIER RENOWNED FOR HIS STRENGTH
AJAX IS STRONGER THAN ALL OF GREECE
someone who worked at ajax has literally waited 66 years for you to get this
"swearing is so unattractive."
"fuck you I ain’t attractive anyways."
my voice is girly when I talk to strangers but when I’m with friends I turn into morgan freeman
GUYS MY SCHOOL DID A LIVE-ACTION VERSION OF THE INTRO FOR DISNEY’S RECESS FOR A CLOSING ASSEMBLY HELP
*sheds a single tear*
this is the best thing i’ve ever seen